I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The Olympian is in my bed
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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