I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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