Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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