FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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