Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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