best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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