Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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