we have officially lost it.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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