How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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