That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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