It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I think I just sharted jello shots
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
