I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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