i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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