Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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