the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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