So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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