Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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