elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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