Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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