he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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