I want to make a zoo with you.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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