I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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