You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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