People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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