i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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