how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
