Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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