All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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