bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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