a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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