Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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