can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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