Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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