I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We left the knife in your bed.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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