Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Congratulations! We have a period
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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