Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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