after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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