is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
