Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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