It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I need moral support for this bender
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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