I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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