omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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