i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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