There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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