I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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