is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You're a waste of cheezeits
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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