we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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