he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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