I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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