i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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