this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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